jeudi, juin 19, 2008

Como salir de probes






Éjele, que no necesité jugar a la lotería, volverme político transa o cultivar yerbitas en mi jardín para hacerme rico. Rico de dinero. De lo otro, pues pa'qué les digo, jeje.

Ahora que rico, rico, todavía no lo soy. Pero me acaban de enviar la receta vía mail para serlo.

Chéquense lo siguiente (envidiosos, absténganse):

From Mrs Rebecca Williams
N�[38 Rue Des Martyrs Cocody
Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (Costa de Marfil)

ATTN:DEAREST ONE OF GOD
I am the above named person from Kuwait . I am married to Mr Benson Williams, who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account.

Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don抰 have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don抰 want my husband抯 efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don抰 want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don抰 need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband抯 relatives is around me always I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan . I want you and the church to always pray for me because the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information抯, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive yourreply.
Remain blessed in the Lord. Yours in Christ, Mrs Rebecca Williams.


Ya le respondí a la Rebe, me dijo que le enviara 20 mil pesos (dos mil dolarucos), para desbloquear la cuenta en Abidjan y para gastos administrativos y así me pueda remitir mis dos y medio millones de dolarucos a mi cuenta en HSBC. Que no me preocupara porque su cuenta de correo (y tal vez bancaria) está en China (terminación .cn). Es para despistar a los parientes de su esposo.

Ahorita estoy organizando una venta de garage para conseguir los 20 mil pesitos y enviárselos a la Rebe.

No se sorprendan si próximamente me ven paseando en un Rolls-Royce.
Tampoco vayan a ir de chismosos con la Rebe a decirle que no le construí(ré) su iglesia.

7 commentaires:

chilangoleon a dit…

jaja!=ya=sabemos=que=es=puro=cuento=
mail=tipico=fraude=nigeriano=ya=un=
mexicano=accedio=peticiones=acabo=
secuestrado=abandonado=africa=por=un=
anio=pero=s=es=verdad=puedes=donar=unos=
100K=chilangoleon=lo=empleara=en=causas=
justas=las=suyas=jeje

Workaholica a dit…

Yo necesito unos 100K pero en el disco duro del servidor.... ARGHHHHHHHHH !!!!!

white a dit…

Ah no manches y si te compras el roll royce nos seguiran hablando a estos pobres humildes servidores del blog.

JAJA mi ingles es tan pesimo que mi contestacion a la Rebe seria WHAT?...JAJAJ

Miss Neumann a dit…

y te sigues chupando el dedo o que?

Angeek a dit…

¿Que no es más fácil que te los envíen de Suiza? Apúrate a contactarlos, son 150 de los buenísimos y así ya podrás comprar toda tu latería pa tu despensa.

Teresita a dit…

Jaja, órale va Pexi esta es tu oportunidad, igual para que no te veas tan mal haces una donación a las altruistas causas de la iglesia y que el padrecito de tu comunidad también se consiga un cochecito como el que proyectas comprar (si no es que ya lo tiene).

catabeja7 a dit…

bueno pues segun esto yo tambièn voy a ser millonaria gracias a la señora Rebecca, pero yo si pienso hacer muchas obras con ese dinero...que ya es obvio...no existe!